Dakota

SHUT UP! I've got something to say.

( Why I love my Dee )

So, yeah. I love her and be jealous. That's all.

( I'm bored. Entertain me and do this thing, bitches. )

Yeah. That's all. Might add to this later. Depends on if I can get pizza soon or not.

What the fuck is up with all the newbies walking around as if they own the fucking place? (not that the lot of you can't have it. I'm damn sick of this school and it's bullshit.) If you're gonna fucking talk shit, bitches, you better make sure you know what the hell you're talking about.

You! Vampires. Dunno if you missed the memo, but you're all technically DEAD! No one gives a shit about your so-called 'important' opinions. You're fucking corpses walking around only because you're running on other people's blood. You're nothing more than a bunch of parasites and leeches. You talk shit about weres? Well, at the fucking least we don't risk dropping dead every five minutes. I could push any of you outside on a sunny day and it's ashes to ashes, dust to dust for you bloodsuckers. Wouldn't even break a fucking sweat. Get the fuck over yourselves!

And you! Fucking tiny Tila Tequila wannabes who think they're so badass just because they know a bunch of hocus pocus. You think you're psycho, bitches? Go fucking grow a feet or three, live on the streets for a while and kill at least five homeless people, then come back to me. Also, I don't know which of you cunts said a witch can't love a were because it's disgusting, but try to dig up that thing that crawled up your ass and died before your classes start. You won't survive long otherwise. Not that I care.

Y'know what? You're all fucking lucky I'm done with this school in a week, or you wouldn't be running your filthy mouths like this, rest fucking assured. Lady Di died ages ago, and they're not looking for a damn replacement. If any of you so much as THINK of crossing me during this week I have left, I'll see your fucking ignorant heads on a pike. Not even joking.

And oh yeah, on behalf of Echo and I : FUCK YOU, ASHE!

Thank you, and have a nice day. FUCK.

EDIT : Just for that Zander kid, who's a 'little bit spechul"

HOLY FUCK I'M ENGAGED!!!! DRINKS FOR ALL!

WOULD EVERYONE STOP ACTING LIKE I'VE BEEN MURDERED BY JEFFERY FUCKING DAHMER ALREADY?!

I'm alive and kickin'. I'm back.

What the hell more does it take to make you people happy?!

WHO THE HELL NOMINATED ME FOR PROM KING????!!!!!!!


I WANT NAMES NOW!!

EDIT: Yes, I chopped off all my hair but that is NOT important right now! What's important is this..this... BLASPHEMY!!

Regarding prom and all the fucking madness it has already managed to produce :

Kylie, you are an idiot for not taking your own boyfriend to prom and causing unnecessary drama. Wake up and smell the roses. Connor loves you and wants to be with you; stop messing with his head. I love you, but fuck woman.

Dorian, you are an idiot for not taking your girlfriend to prom. Echo is an amazing girl and she deserves to be taken to prom by the guy she loves, not the guy she eats M&Ms and watches Tarantino movies with. Echo > your shitty private party, 'kay?

Dee, you are an idiot for starring in the Connor and Kylie show and agreeing to play their game. I really hope a nice guy -much like Connor but not Connor- will take you to prom, but please don't get involved in their shit.

Holden, you are an idiot for doing the same thing Taliese is doing. Back the fuck off.

Connor, you are an idiot for not understanding me better. I am fucking trying to help you and you get pissed at me. Thanks a fucking lot.

Tiffany, you are an idiot!

That being said, there's no way in hell I am going to prom anymore. If Dorian doesn't get his act straight and asks his girlfriend to the damn dance by midnight tomorrow (spare me your cinderella jokes), I'm gonna kidnap Echo and we'll be riding roller coasters in New England faster than you can say Bangerang!

Fuck it. Women confuse the hell out of me.

Private

She still loves me.

Why did she tell me now? Now that I have a new girlfriend and am close to graduating. What good could possibly come of it?

I need time to think about this. Fuck!

Private to self

List of dares given to me by that fucking asshole Matthieu

- Spend an entire day in nothing but my boxers and attend all my classes that way.
- Kiss Conner in front of the entire school with tongue for 40 seconds and grab his ass. This all on the same day I have to walk around dressed in nothing but my boxers. FUCK!
- Kiss fucking hell Matthieu after he... yeah, I can't even write it.
- During Breakfast stand on the table and sing It's Raining Men as loud as I can while dancing.
- Call a teacher a whore in the middle of class. At least this one is easy.

I HATE the little fucker!!

In better news, I won a little race between Medea and I. I know how much she absolutely hates losing, but it did earn me a thermos of charmed mint tea. It's supposed to relax the nerves and get rid of any headache... I have a feeling I'll be needing it after those dares.

( Dee, the guy could be a PSYCHO for all you know! )

I don't care if she's ancient now, Bettie Page is the love of my fucking life. (Sorry, baby)



God bless the 50's.

Heh. So we're having a prom? Just what this hell hole was missing. Mosh pit and spiking punch, anyone?

I've never dated a prom queen nominee before. Yeah, I'm beating up everyone who votes for Tiffany, jus' saying.

Where do you even rent a tux??

So yeah, Lynx and I went out last night. She looked absolutely gorgeous, as always. I think it's safe to say that I'm officially off the market now, so all you ladies and Matthieu can stop creaming your panties.

I wish I could've shown her a better time, though. We were supposed to meet up with Ky and Connor for a double date and fucking waited an hour outside the bowling alley for them to arrive. Both Lynx and I tried to call them several times and I think I spend half my money on text messages, but yeah, they never got back to me.

Maybe it's just as well, because Lynx and I got to spend our evening alone together. We went to The Viper room and drove around on my bike for a while after. I think we both had a good time. That's all that really matters. She's a great kisser.

(private to Lynx)
I'm sorry last night's kick off sucked. I don't regret it, though. Despite all the worries, one of the best dates I've been on.

thanks.

( We have a word for your kind back home; dinner. )

BRENDAN ASHE!!! YOU AND ME. OUTSIDE. NOW!!!

( So yeah, this is me asking you out. )

So, the reason why I take Film History is a very simple one. At the beginning of the year I had to choose between the completely boring and remotely boring classes. I honestly thought Film History wouldn't be that bad, you know? We watch a couple of movies, give our opinion on them, piece of cake, really.

Think again!

We watched Gone with the fucking wind today. All I have to say is that I want those four (!) hours of my life back!!!

Err yeah, Diego, mi casa es su casa, right? What's yours is mine, what's mine is yours. Yeah. I need your paper, man, I'm not writing about that shit.

In other news, I got some new ink done.

( Check it out, boys and girls!  )

Couldn't be more pleased with the way it turned out. I was in desperate need of a 'pick me up' after watching that Scarlett woman go on and on and on and on.